PeMDAS
Please Excuse my Dope Ass Sag
43) when ur in a public bathhouse in japan and your boobs wrap around someone else’s neck and they lose circulation :(
when you don't know whether to cross your arms above or below your boobs
i can’t cross them under they lose circulation
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when your boobs are so saggy that you defy gravity and drop off the earth
42) cant wear a skirt 2 short cos they swing out the bottom
land mines twice as hazardous
41) when you are walking and your boobs are so saggy you step on them and slide 600ft on it :((((((((((((((((((((((((
i can relate to all of these posts
when you run in gym class and get a black eye
40) cheez it crumbs caused bad abrasions on my skin in between them